I never know what to say in the topic part! LOL… I hope you are all having a pain-free weekend. I spent some time looking for new quotes to share with you all. I hope you at least get one chuckle today! Hugs
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I just checked my account balance at the ATM. It printed me a coupon for Ramen noodles!
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My mind is like someone emptied the kitchen junk drawer onto a trampoline.
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No matter how bad it gets, I’ll always be rich at the Dollar store.
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When someone asks me what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, “why, what did you hear?”
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Stranger: Nice to meet you
Me: Give it time
