Sharing new quotes before I pass out from no sleep

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  1. When it’s obvious the goals cannot be reached, don’t adjust the goals, adjust the actions of your new steps.

  2. There’s no better karate instructor than a spider web in your face.

  3. Today, the devil whispered in my ear, “you’re not strong enough to withstand the storm.” And I whispered back, “Six feet back, Lucifer!”

  4. I stopped understanding math when the alphabet got involved!

  5. You know when you buy a bag of lettuce and it gets all brown and soggy? Cookies don’t do that.

  6. I have put a lot of thought into it and I just don’t think being an adult is gonna work for me.

  7. Have we tried putting 2020 in rice?

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Gramybear,
I loved ALL of these! You are a remarkable lady - Thank you for the smiles each day!!! :heart_eyes:

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I was getting worried about you since I hadn’t heard from you in a few days. I worry easily!! LOL

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That is sweet. I do try to check in each day, but some days my clients are driving me a little crazy or my wrist is – or both!

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I’m glad you are okay! Tell those clients I’m watching them!! LOL

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HaHa, Can you imagine me saying, “Hey, Mister! You better be good or Gramybear will get you!!!” It made me laugh just thinking about it. You definitely make us all smile, GramyB! :purple_heart:

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GramyBear,
My turn to ask - How do you feel? (My mom used to answer that question, “with my fingers!” while wiggling her fingers at me - LOL)
I am missing your wonderful quotes. Hope you are having a good day :purple_heart:

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Hi sweety. Not well. I have a UTI and the doctor won’t return my calls to get me something for it. Water and Cranberry is not working very well!! I had better leave some quotes before I close out!! LOL I hope you have a wonderful weekend!!

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Bless your heart! Hang in there, Gbear! :blue_heart:

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Thank you sweety. I appreciate that! I have a great one to quote tonight. At first I got concerned until I read further and then ROTFL!!! Hugs for you.