Before I leave quotes, I forgot to ask AussieMom how your fur baby is? She is so darn cute! Okay, onward.
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When I’m at the checkout line and they ask me if I found everything, I ask them, “Why, are you hiding stuff?”
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The longer 2020 goes on, the harder it will be to return to a society where pants and bras are required.
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My kids laugh because they think I’m crazy. I laugh because they don’t know it’s hereditary!
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You never appreciate what you’ve got until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example
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Somebody left a grocery list in this cart that said…cheese and crap like that. So, my soul mate is out there!