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What is the difference between the Swine flu and the Bird flu? For the Bird Flu you need Tweetment and for the Swine flu you need Oinkment.
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Are you as bored as I am...NOW READ IT BACKWARDS
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There's a Blond and a Brunette telling Jokes the Brunette Says "Knock! Knock!" and The Blond replies "1 minute someones at the door"
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If an old woman gets arrested for prostitution is that considered selling antiques?
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I'm not talking to myself, only crazy people do that! I was simply answering the voices in my head...they had a question.
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Two old men walking on the sidewalk-both of them limping. Pointing towards his foot, one says "Vietnam, 43 years ago!" The other says "Dog poop, 3 blocks back!"
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You're not alone if... you have looked for keys that are in your hand, glasses that are on your head, or the phone you're talking on
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! READ THIS WITHOUT ALL THE DOGS NOW
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