I love love love these, GramyB! #2 FUNNY & Often true! #4 & #5 HAHAHAHA!
@JayCS, you should make a picture with #4 saying on it, & put by “FMS sufferer” and post it on the “signs” thread. It could even be on the one with the “dead” guy, but I think we need a car driving past FAST - Maybe not anything too gory, just tire marks across the almost dead guy… LOLOL! (Yes, I have a warped sense of humor!) It would take me half the day for me to do – You, probably 3 seconds. 
@gramybear, I had something as a child the doctor said was like shingles in an adult, but it gave me days of severe headaches. I was only 5. I would just have to stay in bed, in the dark, until it passed. But since the FMS wasn’t diagnosed until my early 40’s, idk. There are several traumatic emotional and physical things in my adult life that could have brought it on…