Ripped this off my blog - still haven’t sorted out how & why it got there… but my blog’s confusing me at the moment anyway. 
Mother of an Australian for a second… Then Australian Mother for another… But I guessed an Aussie is the avatar-dog quickly. What I didn’t know was that it was a toy. So I did a few hours of research to find out what is more probable: That a real dog could write such enjoyable stuff, or just a toy one. The odds were even.
Ah, AussieTheDogMom is right. I understand. I understand.
I’m now trying to get my brain round whether the Aussie is Australian or not. It seems contradictory and even perhaps - pardon the insinuation - untruthful to assume he or she is not.
DogMom: Human or dog? 
AND I HAVEN’T EVEN GOT UP YET! - praps I’m dreaming a kind of Alice in Wonderland-dream…
with a mad Aussie toy dog -
but who of you two is Alice and who is Bella…?
and what will happen next?
Ehm: slightly mad, only slightly mad… :-} 
To quote Queen. Can Majestic Bella sing like Queen Freddy, btw?
But “We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.” “How do you know I’m mad?” said Alice. “You must be,” said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.” … "Most everyone’s mad here. You may have noticed I’m not all there myself" " to quote the disappearing Cheshire Cat.
Ehm 2: It’s not Saturday yet, as I’m still in bed. So it’s still not that untruthful considering the thread-title.