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Being quarantine with a talkative child is like having an insane parrot super glued to your shoulder!
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13- I’m the worst number in the world
666-That’s cute!
2020-Hold my beer! -
2020 needs to just pull over and let me out…I’ll walk from here!
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8:AM: Too tired to think
Noon:: Too tired to think
5:00 PM: Too tired to think
Midnight: How do dragons blow out candles? -
Life is not pain vs happiness. One does not replace the other. They exist together. Happiness doesn’t arrive as a replacement. It arrives to assist you in carrying your pain.
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When Butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs?
7.Don’t ask people for directions who have never been where you’re going.
Have a pain free weekend all!