I think only mike and Renie have seen them, and Terri from the lupus site, don't know how in the world to get them on here, so send them to their home e-mails! Had one of a bulldog who surfed and skateboarded too, what a hoot! He was really talented!
You're just trying to get me over there to handle that vulture in the shop! Probably wouldn't even get tea and chocolate cake with peppermint icing! Nope!
I have literally just taken chocolate cakes out of the oven (and fully intended to give them a bluish peppermint icing).... you know too much lol xx
I do feel sorry for her losing her job and things. I just hate being treated like that by people. It took me so much energy to not hurt myself last night because I was crying myself something stupid. xx
I just take comfort in the fact that I was strong enough to walk away... still I felt like I was running from things and that made me feel like a coward afterwards :( xx
You would not get arrested for it. When I was a little younger me and my partner and my brother made signs for a family down the road (a really nasty bunch that do nothing but pop out kids and shout abuse at people) which said "Rugby zoo - Please do not feed the inbreds" and put some logos on it to make it official. I then laminated it and finally ended up looking for some string but could not find any. I ended up with christmas ribbon and we tied them on the fence that the council had recently installed around their "compound".
What I did not know is that none of them could read so these charming signs gave the everyone who walked past (a lot of people because they live at a busy junction with a bus stop) a good laugh and lasted until some social worker had to explain to them what the signs said and meant. I was not there for that bit but I hear that it was quite a sight. (The adult male has now been locked up for impregnating his daughter for the third time - the first two times he was given warnings and things... the daughter would not have an abortion [her choice] and the child came out very deformed and died a few hours later).
Sorry for writing all of this... it just reminded me of it xx
I just cannot stand up for myself (things to do with childhood) so I find it easier to walk away. Forgive me for being a coward xx
Oh, I dunno, the idea of the surfing goats made me laugh too!
I will give it a go :D xx
OMG, I'm dying laughing thinking of the sign on the illiterate family's gate! LOL! That was a great payback, Mike!
Although the incest part is not funny.
I will try to give it time. I just get so fed up and frustrated being such a useless *insert 4 letter word of your choice* that I hate living :'-( xx
Keeping it in the family is not advised for sexual things. My problem with them is they pop out more and more children that run around half naked and attack people. The ones that cannot run are left inside suffering and the adult male and oldest adult female seem to think it is a good idea to breed in full view of the world in a very noisy manner. Now aside from the fact that women should not have hairy backs like hers and men should not have such large breasts and children should not be sat around playing 2 feet away from their copulating parents, I find it rather disturbing and good for one thing: weight loss. If you see it you instantly lose your appetite for a few days.
My most disturbing time was when I was about 13 and was walking home from school in the snow and he was filling her up with snow *shudders* and she actually used her child's soiled diaper to wipe the adult males stains off of her. Hungry much?
xx
Oh please!! That's soooo gross! How can people get that way? It's so funny about the sign you put up, Mike LOL That must have been a riot.
I think I will try to get those "visuals" out of my head and think about your chocolate cakes instead. :")
OMG, Mike! Now you know, as well as I do, that some day, when you write a novel about English life, that these two characters will play a prominent role in it! I mean, how can you miss with two such unique people? Especially when "Daisy" wipes herself off with a soiled diaper. Your readers will think you're a genius for creating such odd creatures!
And I'd love to see pictures drawn by you of these creatures and the til woman. Nothing naughty but something funny, like til lady as a cow or something.
That is horrible. I am sorry that you had that experience. I believe that SK is right. Forget that horrible lady. She has no idea anyway.
You’re not a coward. It’s not a skill either of us learned. (maybe we r both cowards! Lol)
Seriously, don’t beat yourself up - neither one of us is perfect. You are an amazing guy - big heart. Thank u for cheering me up today.
Hugs,
Sunny
Save me one!!!
OMG!! You’re too funny! Thanks for cheering me up again!
That is what I going to do. There is no point in dwelling on what I should have said because it will only make me bitter :( xx
Yeah, i'd like to hear about your recipe for chocolate cakes with peppermint icing.