Ways to say "No"
*The man on the television told me to stay tuned
*I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it
*I have to go to the post office and see if I'm still wanted
*I'm observing National Apathy Week
*I have to floss my cat
* I want to spend more time with my blender
* I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture
*I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy
*I'm teaching my ferret to yodel
*I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products
*My crayons are all melted together
*I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes
*I'm in training to be a household pest
*I'm attending the opening of my garage door
*I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise
*The grunion are running
*I have to fluff my shower cap
*I have to fulfill my potential
*I don't want to leave my comfort zone (and my room)
*I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary
*I left my body in my other clothes
*None of my socks match
*I'm attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer
*I'm trying to be less popular
*I am going to count the bristles in my toothbrush
*My palm reader advised against it