Do not get me started on the oxygen thieves that work in that factory of cruelty. If I could do one thing to them it would be to shatter a bone into hundreds of little pieces and then tell them that they can still walk so they do not qualify for any help.
I would love to make a career of writing for people. I could do it in my own time and from home and it can get rid of some of the pain I think. xx
Weightwatchers - need I say more xxx
Wait there. Brb, I think I'm gonna wet myself from laughing. TMI? sorry. lol
You should do something like that. Like an undercover reporter on all the professional idiots and slam them through to the bowels of hell. You would be a squillionaire! xx
Should be called "Neighbourhood Watchers" xx
Basically anything but toe watchers because they can't see them lol xx
Any money I made I would use to fund research into fibro... TBH the entire system needs to be scrapped. Practices like giving bonuses to the medical professionals who fail people's medicals and threatening those who pass to many people with being sacked make for a culture where people are unnecessarily failed and causes a lot of people a lot of problems. It is wrong xxx
Not just toes either Mike lol. Some men "forget" how well endowed they are too. lmao. Right put the handbag down now Jo...
I was wondering whether or not to say that. I thought that it would be impolite to mention that there are probably men somewhere with a 10" long "male part" and a 12" long fat roll hiding it xx
Mike, you are a normal man and more normal than many. The only thing you lack is confidence due to your unusual upbringing, but with work on your part and some trust in good humans, you'll get it. Hang in there, buddy!
Mike, you just brought the meaning of chavs to a whole new low level. I mean, wiping one's self off with a soiled diaper after a moment of ecstasy? It's worthy of a tv show. That's why I say you could definitely be a writer. You have an eye for catching the unusual and bringing humor to it.
England sure sounds like an "interesting" place. I must say that we're now breeding the same culture here in the US. It's truly bizarre to watch some of these people.
Thank you.
I trust people on here. I trust Peter. That is about it :( xx
The chavs here seem to model themselves on some of the inbreds that hang around the bible belt of the US (not that everyone in that area is an inbred, just that most inbreds are in that area). They have the same manners, worse hygiene and even more unusual sexual practices. If you would like some specimens sending then I will catch you some in a cage (just put a little weed in there and they will crawl in and fall asleep) and get them mailed (limited oxygen class - sorry United Airlines) xx
What sort of TV do you watch *horrified*. I will have a go at writing some things... problem is I am likely to get blocked on here if I do lol.
Have you ever watched the Jeremy Kyle show? xx
What are you really trying to say here Petunia? LMAO!! Come on... Don't be shy... lol. I will easily admit I'm a nutter, but I can't make excuses for the real weirdos lol.
Lmao!! Too funny!! Don't forget to leave them a couple of hobnobs so they don't waste away the lanky streaks of p***
Hey Mike,
I am so like you. I always say I don't have a backbone, but I need to find one -- whenever it seems I might be starting to stand up for myself, someone knocks me back down.
I don't think you're a coward... I think you're sensitive, and a really nice guy. Those are great qualities to have, and it makes you a much better person than all these obnoxious people we have to deal with daily.
Hugs,
Renie
aww thank you... You made me happy saying that. Having a backbone is not necessary to be the best of who you can be so maybe we are both better off without one... it keeps us out of trouble xx
now now.. what do you take me for... I will leave them with a bucket of KFC and Mcdonalds so they do not get withdrawal. They may end up with 100 kids apiece in there with them though :( Jo how many times have you heard a conversation like this between two chavs before?
"Aww man the g'ment no give me me child benefit so I can no buy me weed init, givme a tenner bruv so I can gt meself smashed cos I need it. I'll make nuther kid leter to gt more monies init"
xx
