Allergic, let me know if you try with gluten free flour! XX
me too lol... still I find people like that should be quietly removed until they have some manners. xx
*hugs* I hope you cool down soon. I am so glad that it is not that warm here... I would bake xxx
The response to this just keeps building, and building, not sure who has more hits, you or Petunia girl with 'Denial'! Unbelievable!
Hope you are doing well, my friend. Still have gs1! Talk about tired, but it's a happy tired!
Aww.. I hope you are all ok. I just woke up so sore that I immediately burst into tears. I have been sent to the living room to recover enough to get some sleep because I am interrupting Peter's sleep.
A brief update - the shop in question is now closed. The grumpy "thing" that was "serving" on the till has successfully purchased a "Y" shaped coffin - why you may ask - the answer is simple - her legs have never been together in life and they will not be in death. She is a typical "what did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing - they've never met" type of girl by the sounds of what other people from the local area have said. I am considering calling the RSPCA to remove her xx
LOL at you and the Brit humor, Mike! We in America just don't do humor the way you folks do...why, I don't know, cause I love a good laugh.
At least the thing in the shop doesn't need to include any dirty diapers with the coffin...
Sorry you're in such pain, mate. Lousy rotten disease, it stinks to WAKE UP feeling like you've been run over by a truck. Hope you're feeling better now, Mike cause you have to write more amusing pieces for us...no, seriously, because I want you to feel better.
BTW, your shop girl got one moment of satisfaction on you, while you've received over 100 messages and many hours of fun from her.
Mike - 1
Shopgirl - 0
The plonker.
Lmao you too! What would I do without you guys now? I really look forward to your posts because you're both so clever and flipping funny!
It may be inappropriate for me to get in on this, but I'll say that you would have thought that all of that 'action' might have made her a bit more pleasant! LOL!
Why Pet, you sound like a little limey yourself, spot of tea and crumpets?
Probably one of those onery Cockneys! LOL!! Oh, they are tons of fun if
you can understand just half of what they say!
Lol. Tell me about it! No one understands all that cockney rhyming slang. We do steal a few funny ones and some rude ones, or we just make up our own, like bread and butter (nutter), watch your north and south (mouth)
Well pay and pleasure are separate things for a lot of people xx
YAY... she gets 100 messages too... but they tend to be from bald old men who do not wash asking for "favours" - Yes that word does have a U in it... it was first used here so copy properly my american friends xx
I enjoy posting on here. My problem is I cannot shut up. You should hear some of the conversations that I have when I am out and about. When I was in Largs with Peter there was a woman and her daughter (both pregnant) walking past. They were talking with a friend saying "we are both pregnant, there must be something in the air"... apparently "yes your legs" is enough of a comment to be given such a look that I had to flee Scotland lol xx
Mike, my friend, you have taken a very unpleasant situation and gotten huge support, vented your anger and hurt away, we hope, and surely had more than one laugh and bonding experience!
Heaven knows what the next 'monster' has in store that ever comes at you like that will get! Hopefully we will never know, but you have had a huge response and many a wise, strong friend come to your defense!
Chin up! Fists clenched! Carry on! LOL!
SK